What is there not to love about a tight, toned, tan body? The only detail one can complain about is how dry my skin gets when it's tight, toned and tan. Are you going to come to my aid and be my lotion puppet? Do you think you can handle the task of slathering me with lotion? Haha; yeah right. Even if you could take your hand away from your needy dick for two seconds, you know there's no way you deserve to touch me. Why don't you just stick to doing what you do best, pump your pathetic dick while I tease you with my deliciously tight, toned, tan body.