Look at me in my cute, little tighty whities. Isn’t this just delicious? I mock and tease you while wearing the article of clothing for which you were once defined. You’ve always been a geeky loser nobody and you’ve always sported these, the most ridiculous, pathetic undies available.

However, it’s not the underwear that make the loser. After all, just look at how hot I look in these tighty whities.