It’s time that you meet your new girlfriend. No, it’s not me, stupid. It’s your hand.

You’ve been trying for years now to go out and score, to pick up a girl and how’s that worked out for you? Hmmmm? You’re at home stroking right now; aren’t you?

It’s time you give up on real women. It’s time for you to give in to your constant need to stroke for hot, dominant women that you will never have.

So let me introduce you to your new girlfriend. She’ll help you with this chronic masturbation addiction you’re developing.