Tell me; what makes you think you can fulfill the requirements to be my personal assistant? No, don’t speak. Just listen. As my assistant you will be required to do whatever it is I require of you. You will work for me wearing only your underwear. You will crawl on your hands and feet if that is what I wish. This is a paid position. You may pay me in cash or with a credit card. You will speak only when spoken to and as little as possible. You will do all the miscellaneous tasks around the office, but you will also be sure all of my needs are met. You will fetch, you will serve, you will pam...

Tell me; what makes you think you can fulfill the requirements to be my personal assistant? No, don’t speak. Just listen. As my assistant you will be required to do whatever it is I require of you. You will work for me wearing only your underwear. You will crawl on your hands and feet if that is what I wish. This is a paid position. You may pay me in cash or with a credit card. You will speak only when spoken to and as little as possible. You will do all the miscellaneous tasks around the office, but you will also be sure all of my needs are met. You will fetch, you will serve, you will pamper. You will belong to me. Remove your clothes and let me see how eagerly you stroke for me. Place your head in between my legs and let me see how well you lick for me. This is a very highly coveted assistant position, beta boy. How bad do you want it?