You've become quite the annoyance to me and I know just how to take care of that. My allergies are so out of control and I'm going to get so up close in your face and sneeze. Snot and spit covering you, snot dangling above your head dripping all over you. My eyes water and makeup smears as I laugh as the sneezes become uncontrollable, blowing my nose every so often to do it again and again.