My toenails are so disgusting, I haven't had a pedicure in weeks. The nail polish is chipping off and my nails are getting so long. I decide to trim them myself and let you eat my toenails for dinner! I use my toenail clippers to trim each and every nail before piling up all the clippings for you to devour.

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