I've been so sick with the crud going around, in bed and not being able to get my sexy on. Guess who gets to have fun too? YOU! Not only will you get infected but you also will spoil me! I blow my nose loud and proud knowing my evil plan will prevail. Spitting out loogies full of slimy spit shoving all of this right in your face. You'll be sick immediately, and as for the rest of my plan....you'll see! And YOU will OBEY!