You started dating me when I was a size 00 and now I've ballooned up and you are disgusted. You cannot believe how out of shape your girlfriend has gotten. All of your friends have super model thin girlfriends and I just continue to gain. I let you know that I have no plan on getting skinny ever again. That I think it's hilarious when you take me out for dinner dates and I indulge. The look on all of your friends faces as you pay the bill for all the food I just scarfed down embarrasses you. You're going to learn to love me getting fatter, so fat I'll get so lazy you'll have to feed me ever... Show more