I've been letting out silent but farts the entire car ride and also some loud ones. I had to turn up the radio and hope that you didn't smell how bad the car stunk up. Once we arrive home I let you know that yes I had been farting and have to use the bathroom really bad. I have you smell the stench that has deeply penetrated the leather seat I was sitting on. Then I take you into the bathroom with me, where I discover that I had made quite the mess in my pants..oops!

I've been letting out silent but farts the entire car ride and also some loud ones. I had to turn up the radio and hope that you didn't smell how bad the car stunk up. Once we arrive home I let you know that yes I had been farting and have to use the bathroom really bad. I have you smell the stench that has deeply penetrated the leather seat I was sitting on. Then I take you into the bathroom with me, where I discover that I had made quite the mess in my pants..oops!