I'm at the park and there is no bathroom and I have to take a huge dump and pee. I hide as best as I possibly can knowing there are people around me that could easily walk over and catch me. Hear the loud fart come out of my ass, the p l o p s as they hit the ground, and a long stream of pee. Will I get away with going in public or will I get caught?

I'm at the park and there is no bathroom and I have to take a huge dump and pee. I hide as best as I possibly can knowing there are people around me that could easily walk over and catch me. Hear the loud fart come out of my ass, the p l o p s as they hit the ground, and a long stream of pee. Will I get away with going in public or will I get caught?