I am so incredibly sick omg! I cannot stop coughing up phlegm, sticky gooey green phlegm, sneezing like hell. Snot just dripping out of my nose like a damn faucet. I'm too gorgeous to be this sick and stuck in bed so I want to share my nasty virus with you so you get sick as hell too!

I am so incredibly sick omg! I cannot stop coughing up phlegm, sticky gooey green phlegm, sneezing like hell. Snot just dripping out of my nose like a damn faucet. I'm too gorgeous to be this sick and stuck in bed so I want to share my nasty virus with you so you get sick as hell too!