You know our arrangement is for you to pay for my food, but it hasn't been enough. There have been no scraps left behind, and you're definitely struggling to feed yourself as well. Too bad!!! I could care less if you eat or not because it's all about me! I've thought of a great solution though.. the fee for my food will increase because now I'll be supplying you with food that has been filtered through my body. Truly an honor for you, and how generous of me. With that said, here's your dinner!

You know our arrangement is for you to pay for my food, but it hasn't been enough. There have been no scraps left behind, and you're definitely struggling to feed yourself as well. Too bad!!! I could care less if you eat or not because it's all about me! I've thought of a great solution though.. the fee for my food will increase because now I'll be supplying you with food that has been filtered through my body. Truly an honor for you, and how generous of me. With that said, here's your dinner!