My fat idiot boss thought he would try to come between my husband and I by telling my husband a lie that I was cheating with him. What a fool. Little did he know I practice black magic and I shrunk him down to teach him a lesson. I decide to berate and humiliate him before tossing his tiny ass into my cereal. I stir it up so that he is mixed in there really well, I don't know which bite he will be in so it's a surprise each time I put the spoon in my mouth. Eventually I eat him feeling his tiny bones crush between my razor sharp teeth and swallow him never to be seen or heard from again.