I just had one hell of a party, but I was sniffly and sneezy the entire time. I was so embarrassed by all the looks I got from everyone. Trying not to sneeze on them, on their food..ugh. But you...oh you loved it, you loved watching me and stayed after to help me clean up. I've got a better idea...let's keep the party going! My sinuses are stuffed and I need to get this snot out! Sneezing all over you, snot all over your face, spit flying everywhere. The more I sneeze the more you love it!

I just had one hell of a party, but I was sniffly and sneezy the entire time. I was so embarrassed by all the looks I got from everyone. Trying not to sneeze on them, on their food..ugh. But you...oh you loved it, you loved watching me and stayed after to help me clean up. I've got a better idea...let's keep the party going! My sinuses are stuffed and I need to get this snot out! Sneezing all over you, snot all over your face, spit flying everywhere. The more I sneeze the more you love it!