Custom Clip - Why did you request to work with me on a project?? You get so distracted in meetings because you’re so focused on how bad your nose itches and you’re to busy fighting off the urge to sneeze that you never pay attention to what’s going on. You know I’m the boss’ pet and right hand but you also know I like to focus on how preoccupied you are with your red itchy nose. You find out I’m completely fascinated with your allergies. You explain to me how it feels like there’s microscopic particles purposely tickling the inside of your nose and your nostrils. The only relief you get is ...

Custom Clip - Why did you request to work with me on a project?? You get so distracted in meetings because you’re so focused on how bad your nose itches and you’re to busy fighting off the urge to sneeze that you never pay attention to what’s going on. You know I’m the boss’ pet and right hand but you also know I like to focus on how preoccupied you are with your red itchy nose. You find out I’m completely fascinated with your allergies. You explain to me how it feels like there’s microscopic particles purposely tickling the inside of your nose and your nostrils. The only relief you get is the brief moments that you sneeze. You know since I like your sneezes and I have this project nailed down, we can help each other. I do ALL the work and you get to sneeze for me while I get the project done. Sneeze in my face, get snot on me, let me tickle out some sneezes, let me rub your red nose for you...