Bah! Our boots (mine and the boots from Kim Judge) are extremely dirty. Fortunately though we have a slave to hand so know just how to get them clean again - the slave must lick them! All the dirt must go, right down to the last speck. As his tongue gets darker and dirtier our boots get shinier and shinier. As a real servant, the slave must swallow all the dirt he licks up too. Come on, slave, thoroughly lick those boots until we say they are clean!