Hey, loser! Let's talk about the size of your penis today. It's been on your mind for a long time, right? Lady Alice and I are going to tell you about the average size, but we know that you can't keep up with your little mini penis! Look... this here is an alpha dick... really hot, but what you have between your legs is just ridiculous! Your loser dick is useless for us and all other women! This may sound harsh to you, but accept the reality of being a loser! You are and will always be a small dick!