You 're my human ashtray sitting by my feet, mouth open, waiting with bated breath for my ash while I ignore you, having my own fun on webcam. My focus is never on you obviously, you're nothing but an inanimate object for me to use when it suits me. This is your only purpose in life - to wait for me to bless you with my attention. When I'm done with my cigarette I bring you closer and dangle the smoke in front of your face before extinguishing my cigarette on your wet, quivering tongue, before throwing the butt in your mouth. Chew it up and swallow it down gratefully.