Mistress Tess, Mistress Karina and I enjoy many a cigarette, using our human ashtray to dispense ash and spit. Such a wonderfully entertaining way to spend time together and make an otherwise dull activity, amusing. We love to humiliate, taunt and tease our ashtray as he is inundated with smoke in his eyes, nose and mouth, making it chew and swallow our butts, one after the other.