Dingbat has the great privilege of worshipping My feet. but I am in need of amusement and staring at his great big bush is making My eyes hurt. his Dicklet looks even tinier with its mane of hair framing it so Im going to shave it off. We cant waste it now can we? I shall add it to the custard and donuts he dared to bring Me - he knows I don't eat sugar! Im going to make him eat every last hairy mouthful and then he can lick the custard off My toes!

Dingbat has the great privilege of worshipping My feet. but I am in need of amusement and staring at his great big bush is making My eyes hurt. his Dicklet looks even tinier with its mane of hair framing it so Im going to shave it off. We cant waste it now can we? I shall add it to the custard and donuts he dared to bring Me - he knows I don't eat sugar! Im going to make him eat every last hairy mouthful and then he can lick the custard off My toes!