I'm here to discuss arse inflation! we are in the midst of an economic crisis - although some might say you have been in an economic crisis since discovering Me! The rising cost of inflation is going to increase the cost of accessing my arse to get your dirty pervy little fix! You'll have find the money somewhere! You can't live without my mesmerizing, mind fucking arse! You'd never cope without it! Grunting like a dirty pig wanting more, needing more and begging Mistress to swipe that credit card between her cheeks! Arse inflation is going to go through the roof and you are still going to ...

I'm here to discuss arse inflation! we are in the midst of an economic crisis - although some might say you have been in an economic crisis since discovering Me! The rising cost of inflation is going to increase the cost of accessing my arse to get your dirty pervy little fix! You'll have find the money somewhere! You can't live without my mesmerizing, mind fucking arse! You'd never cope without it! Grunting like a dirty pig wanting more, needing more and begging Mistress to swipe that credit card between her cheeks! Arse inflation is going to go through the roof and you are still going to find the funds to have your dirty little fix aren't you! Nothing can come between you and my arse cheeks. It never has and it never will! You'll have to start making other sacrifices!!! All you think about is my arse numbing your mind from your monotonous life! There's no way you'll be giving this up! You'll just have to suck up arse those inflation costs!