Today I want to be spoilt beyond all recognition - today is the day that you can declare your financial love to me, send me those big fat tributes as you build up to your ca$h induced orgasm knowing that you're making me happier than ever, because let's face it, you do love me, you need me and the only way you can please me is by sending me your hard earned ca$h. Happy Valentines Day piggies - make it a good one.

Today I want to be spoilt beyond all recognition - today is the day that you can declare your financial love to me, send me those big fat tributes as you build up to your ca$h induced orgasm knowing that you're making me happier than ever, because let's face it, you do love me, you need me and the only way you can please me is by sending me your hard earned ca$h. Happy Valentines Day piggies - make it a good one.