Christmas is coming, my favourite time of year! I get to spend, spend, spend and get lots of presents too! And guess what, you're funding my Christmas this year LOL. I'm spending every penny of that Christmas bonus! I've made you feel good all year round so I think I deserve it! I'm far more important than you, my life is far more important than yours, it's only right you hand it over straight away! Let's face it - I am your life LOL and you don't want to lose me. I wish you a very, merry, BROKE Christmas loser, LOL.

Christmas is coming, my favourite time of year! I get to spend, spend, spend and get lots of presents too! And guess what, you're funding my Christmas this year LOL. I'm spending every penny of that Christmas bonus! I've made you feel good all year round so I think I deserve it! I'm far more important than you, my life is far more important than yours, it's only right you hand it over straight away! Let's face it - I am your life LOL and you don't want to lose me. I wish you a very, merry, BROKE Christmas loser, LOL.