The fire service have discovered a great new method of breathing technique whilst going into smoke filled buildings - I say breathing it's actually lack of breathing with the new breathing ASS-paratus.

It's quite a heavy piece of kit but it guarantees no smoke getting into the lungs - it actually guarantees no air gets into the lungs either!!

It requires lots of training to get used to wearing the breathing ASS-paratus but it has a great success rate and no one seems to complain about wearing it.