You've been waiting in the restaurant for me. I've begun your humiliation by arriving late so everyone has been looking at you as if you've been stood up.

But now you're on a date with me, and it's going to be humiliating for you from start to finish, and expensive for you from start to finish.

I pick out the best drinks and food for me, and the most bland and boring for you so everyone can see who is in charge.

I have you kissing my heels at the table - and send you away for a very special humiliating surprise...