Myself and Roo Morgue call in our boot slut. We need to take the weight off our feet, so he is going to be a rest for our beautiful, shiny, knee length boots.

We have him make noises for our amusement, though it's more amusing how bad they are.

We give him a wedgie with his pink frilly knickers while we wonder how we will tease him with our boots.

We do permit him to lick our boots, to suck our heels - to kiss our beautiful boots. But we're going to humiliate him throughout - for how pathetic he is, under our boots.