I just finished my hot and sweaty yoga session - and I have a surprise for you.

I have saved all the sweat from my session, so you are going to worship all of my sweat, all of my perfection.

From my hot, sweaty six pack, to my divine armpits, to the crack of my arse...
and finally, my filthy sweaty feet.

I know you love it my little sweat whore, and I want you back waiting every time I go to gym class...