Welcome to the Penish Enlargement Clinic with Dr Dee and top consultant, Princess Aurora.

We're here for your penis enlargement surgery.

We need to see what you've got to start measuring it up - so we can see it at full erection

Oh, is that it... really... we can't contain our laughter as we lose all cool and professionalism to taunt you for being just so small... intense SPH for all you with subpar penises.