I go in fast and hard with fifty lashes of my short leather whip, then I switch to my rubber whip which I want to use till failure. But the skin-smashing impact takes the breath out of him quickly and that's a bit disappointing, so I go back to the claw whip for a final round. Excellent. Stripy everywhere. What a decorative artist I am. Watch out Tracy Emin!

I go in fast and hard with fifty lashes of my short leather whip, then I switch to my rubber whip which I want to use till failure. But the skin-smashing impact takes the breath out of him quickly and that's a bit disappointing, so I go back to the claw whip for a final round. Excellent. Stripy everywhere. What a decorative artist I am. Watch out Tracy Emin!