So I came back from my coffee run and had completely forgot that I had taped my shrunken stepbrother to the chair. He’s now my favorite seat! Then I realized, as comfortable as he is to sit on, he can probably serve other functions as well. He’s nearly indestructible, which helps, you know, when I squeeze him. Who knows, I may even...eat him! Haha. What a complete loser. Serves him right for trying my shrinking potion without asking.

So I came back from my coffee run and had completely forgot that I had taped my shrunken stepbrother to the chair. He’s now my favorite seat! Then I realized, as comfortable as he is to sit on, he can probably serve other functions as well. He’s nearly indestructible, which helps, you know, when I squeeze him. Who knows, I may even...eat him! Haha. What a complete loser. Serves him right for trying my shrinking potion without asking.