You want to be useful for the next 5 min? Open your mouth. That's what you should do every time you see me lighting a cigarette. Open wide. Feel my smoke. Take my ashes.
Close your mouth and savor the taste of my wastes when I tell you to do so. Open again. Follow my instructions. Easy, simple.
Make yourself useful.

Clip #1 in Human Ashtray Category

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