Congratulations! I am a man-hating feminist. I despise all men but you? I find you to be THE most disgusting and repulsive man I have ever met, which is an impressive feat. I tell you exactly what I think of you, as the worst representation of your already nauseating gender. I tell you exactly what you have to do to redeem yourself in My eyes: give up on being a man, and begin apologizing for your disgraceful existence by embracing being My wallet.

Congratulations! I am a man-hating feminist. I despise all men but you? I find you to be THE most disgusting and repulsive man I have ever met, which is an impressive feat. I tell you exactly what I think of you, as the worst representation of your already nauseating gender. I tell you exactly what you have to do to redeem yourself in My eyes: give up on being a man, and begin apologizing for your disgraceful existence by embracing being My wallet.