Aren't you tired of being a sexless rejected loser, fucking your hand all alone? Well, you can have a sex life with Me... it just won't be a normal. But you aren't normal, are you? No. you're a perverted freak, and you are desperate to please Me and turn Me on. Well you can.... but the only way is by sending; by letting Me fuck your wallet nice and deep. Are you ready to accept your fate and thank Me for this opportunity, loser?