POV: Your female best friend asks you to confirm or deny a rumor she's heard about you: She was told you're a virgin! You sheepishly confirm while she racks her brain, trying to figure out how a grown man could possibly still be a virgin. After much persuasion, you tell her the real reason: you have a micropenis! She tries to suppress her laughter but fails once you show her proof by pulling down your pants. She laughs uncontrollably when she sees just how tiny, disgusting, and pathetic your excuse of a cock is.