My husband told me to go take a shower, but what he failed to tell me is that he filled the bottom of the shower with balloons. I hate fucking balloons. I was a little scared at first to start popping them but then it turned into fun as I thought of every balloon as his balls and popped them, all 25 of them he left for me. In the end I enjoyed popping them and he didn't get the reaction he was looking for and he also wont be getting laid today either!