Hey loser, if you've been stalking me obsessively like you should have you know that my birthday is on the 24th of January, and of course Valentines day is coming up. You know your only job as a pathetic drooling wallet is to make me happy, to spoil and please me. I'm going to make sure that you know exactly what I deserve on my Bday and Vday, so that you can show your devotion to me properly.

Hey loser, if you've been stalking me obsessively like you should have you know that my birthday is on the 24th of January, and of course Valentines day is coming up. You know your only job as a pathetic drooling wallet is to make me happy, to spoil and please me. I'm going to make sure that you know exactly what I deserve on my Bday and Vday, so that you can show your devotion to me properly.