I know I said I would never go out with you, you're so far beneath me and we both know it. I'm totally out of your league. But...then you started spending on me. Sure it was just a little bit at first, but then as you spent more and more money I saw just how cute you can be! Maybe if you spend enough on me I'll go out with you, because I just realized that even though you're a total loser, I really like using you for money.