You know your whole paycheck belongs in my bank account. This is how you get started: all you have to do is send me the direct deposit form you give to your payroll department at work. Tell them you got a new bank and need to change your direct deposit information. I'll walk you through step by step on exactly how to put all your money right into my account! If you are a good boy I will give you a little bit back every month to pay your bills.