It's the holidays and I don't care what religion you are, all must bow down and worship their Jewish goddess. You don't deserve gifts, so you will mail them to me. I'm also going to give you a special task so that you're always thinking about me, focused on me, during the holidays. I want to make sure you have this video on your phone so you can sneak away during your holiday prayers or dinner and watch me tease you and remind you who is REALLY the reason for the holiday season.