Let's talk about why you suck as a Hubby. You're already obsessed with me, jerking it to me all the time. You've been neglecting wifey for a long time before you started masturbating to me obsessively every night. And now it's getting bad, you're staying up late, avoiding sex with her, and fantasizing that I'm your wife. Well I kind of am, right? I take your money, don't fuck you, then I ignore you. Well here's some advice. Just be HONEST. Tell wifey that she deserves better, because she DOES. Then you can submit to me fully like the loser you are.