I've got news for you honey, remember how we always used to joke that I'm a lesbian because I love hot women? Yeah, well I am, but don't worry, I'm not going to divorce you, I actually talked to your doctor and got some testosterone blockers, and soon we will start you on estrogen! That's right, I'm going to turn you into my feminized little wifey, and you'll do it so that you still get to touch my hot body!