I figured out a way to make your dick USEFUL, because that little pathetic excuse for a cock is only good for one thing: being LAUGHED at. So I have a special SPH assignment designed to show you how pathetic your dick is, and to put it to good use, which is to make me laugh. By the time you re done with this Loser Halloween Assignment I will be laughing my ass off at how pathetic you and your little dicklette are.