I know what a loser like you is doing on a Saturday night. It's not even going out with a real woman is it? Instead you're drooling over me with that hard little cock making you feel dumb and you're humping your couch again, the only thing that will let you hump it! You can't even find a willing woman to suck on that itty bitty cock, so you end up humping your old gross jizz filled couch, wishing you were good enough to fuck a hottie like me!

I know what a loser like you is doing on a Saturday night. It's not even going out with a real woman is it? Instead you're drooling over me with that hard little cock making you feel dumb and you're humping your couch again, the only thing that will let you hump it! You can't even find a willing woman to suck on that itty bitty cock, so you end up humping your old gross jizz filled couch, wishing you were good enough to fuck a hottie like me!