You're such a pathetic little pindick loser, you don't even deserve to hump your hand anymore. I know how much time you spend jerking off and watching hot girls like me tease you. From now on you're going to admit that you don't even deserve to hump your hand anymore. Instead I'm going to turn you into a pathetic little pillow humper. Make sure you have a nice pillow ready, because I'm going to train you to cum like the pathetic little pillow humper you are!