Here I am, spending my evening in Union Square in San Francisco. Decked out in a perfect rubber catsuit and corset in my super tall stiletto boots. I'm enjoying the evening before Christmas, smoking and waiting for a friend. However I notice you staring at me perv. You can't stop your eyes from roaming up and down my perfect shiny body. You can't help but stare at me as I wear my rubber in public in the middle of iconic union square. But I catch you staring, and I'm going to make sure you pay for your insolence.