I know what you tell yourself. That you're a real man, that your fetishes don't define you, that you can just have fantasies that don't make you less of a man. That's testosterone, and it's LYING to you. We both know you're a weak little beta male with your hand down your pants, jerking obsessively to women who would never want to fuck you. You're less than mediocre, you're not a real man, and you could never ever satisfy a real woman like me. I'm going to set you straight and tell you the truth, because your testosterone lies to you.