I know little pindick losers like you drool over me. I know you can't stop looking at all my hot photos, and buying my hot videos. But you know that no gorgeous woman like me wants to pay attention to your little pindick. I'm going to make you measure that little dick and give you some complicated taxes to pay depending on how small it is. I bet you can't wait to make up for your inferiority. To pay for your incompetence, and put yourself underneath me exactly where you belong.