By now you've probably noticed that I don't have to have a "job" like the rest of you losers. I literally make SO much money desperate men like you that I just spend my days eating at nice restaurants, shopping, and going to the spa. Think about how much money you make in one month, now I'm going to tell you how much I make in a month. Let's compare shall we? I think you'll realize that girls like me who are gorgeous don't have to work, we are always taken care of by the helpless men who flock to my feet.