You're already such a brainwashed weakling. First you believed that Space Step-Dad Almighty was watching you every minute of the day, but now you're old enough to know that Santa's not real and God is (just like Nietzsche said)! But I AM real, I'm the perfect woman you can pray to, who might ACTUALLY hear you. When you sacrifice to me and make me happy, you're actually accomplishing something, adding to my power, wealth, and status. Your sacrifices of time and money in a church mean nothing. Now get down on your fucking knees and get ready to worship the only Goddess in your life that matters.