Let's get you nice and fucked up! The best way I know is a drinking game. This game has two components, you'll drink when you see my little SHOTGLASS icon in the corner, but we're also going to play a game. When I say say "you might be a loser if..." and then I say something that applies to you, you ALSO have to drink. That's right, double drinking is bound to get you totally fucked! Now let's start and see how much of an useless mess you'll be by the time I'm fucking done with you!